|1:||Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.|
|2:||Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.|
|3:||List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.|
|4:||Draw a selfie.|
|5:||Name three things you like about yourself.|
|6:||Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?|
|7:||What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.|
|8:||Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?|
|9:||Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.|
|10:||The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?|
|11:||What is a typical breakfast for you?|
|12:||How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?|
|13:||Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?|
|14:||List 5 movies that you love.|
|15:||What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?|
|16:||What brought you to Tumblr?|
|17:||Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.|
|18:||Do you prefer to text or call your friends?|
|19:||Write an autograph version of your URL.|
|20:||Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.<p>Seriously ask me.<br/></p>|
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
We were forced to write for 70% boys and 30% girls because we found that boys will only read “boys stuff” while girls will read anything and don’t discriminate.
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
For those who have never taken the time to watch this documentary, I STRONGLY urge you to do so now. It’s near ridiculous how much effort these men have put into their work, along with both the crews of atla and lok. After watching this, you will see why being pulled from the air is such a big deal.
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
|Not Pansexuality:||"I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"|
|Pansexuality:||"I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."|