- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
